New team member

Today, the Marshall Creative team would like to share the news about Director of Content Services Bilal Dardai and his wife Dana regarding the newest member of their workgroup.  We’ve decided to communicate this news to our three target demographics in easy-to-read stat sheets.

For sports fans:

Name: Robin Khalil Dardai
Born: January 22nd 7:26pm CST
Weighing in at: 8 lbs, 7 oz
Height: 22 inches
Earned Run Average: 2.73

First round draft pick after a promising showing in the womb. Tough, athletic build may make him the first of his generation to do “The Full Sanders.”

For nerds:

Constitution: 18
Dexterity: 4 (will improve with age)
Charisma: 20
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Class: Valorous Bard
At Will Spell: Vicious Mockery
Encounter Spell: Fast Friends
Daily Spell: Stirring Shout

For fans of Downton Abbey:

Peerage: The Most Noble Robin Khalil Dardai, Duke of Sale and Marquess of Ormesby; Earl of Sale; Baron Ware of Thame; Prince of Maine; and King of New England.

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