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March Stock Photo Contest!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, feast your eyes on the stock photo above and then give us the funniest caption you can possibly muster. Everybody’s a winner if you think that being funny makes you a winner, but one of you who is funniest of all will win an iTunes gift card!

Email your best caption to, keeping in mind these three simple rules.

1) Try to say it in 20 words or less.
2) Try to say it for an audience of 13 years old or less.
3) Try to be funny to a factor of 10 or higher.

Good luck!


  1. Marilee Rutherford
    Posted March 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    Management quickly discovered that a flock of free-flying birds in the office was less relaxing than expected.

  2. Posted March 12, 2012 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    In corporate America, presentation powerpoints YOU. With terrifying consequences.

  3. Josie Poppen
    Posted March 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    It’s a bird…. It’s a plane….. it’s SUPER SANTORUM!

  4. Kathy Rubel
    Posted March 26, 2012 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Yep, the stuff really hit the fan in this morning’s meeting. You shoulda seen it!

  5. Carla Purdin
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    Marty waited patiently until the office staff came back from lunch before he pulled the fire alarm…

  6. Diana Frances
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    The last plant in the office terrorized accounts receivable by threatening to jump.

  7. bilal
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    Thanks to all who submitted captions!

  8. Ken Lawson
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    “Ok everybody, pretend to be scared but do it really poorly ….and action !”

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