Square Feet.

In the future, people will simply work in the subway cars they’ve crammed into. It will be like work and commute all at once!… CONTINUE READING /

The Silver Lining.

Not only would Jeremy later be commended for his innovative, economically minded problem-solving, his company would make a name for itself in the industry as That One Company Where Everybody Carries An Umbrella.… CONTINUE READING /

Business Casual.

We’re not sure what kind of work Jenkins does but he seems to be very, very satisfied with how it’s going. We’re willing to bet that when he applies for his next job, he’s going to include this photo with his resume.

And we’ll bet that it helps land him that … CONTINUE READING /

Verily, thy stock photo art most cleverly caption’d.

Today is the 448th birthday of William Shakespeare, (or Shekesper, or Shaxberd, or any other academic permutation of his name), the Bard of Avon, considered the greatest dramatist of at least his own era if not every era before or since. As has become a modern tradition, Chicago declared today to … CONTINUE READING /

Jet-Set.

Sandy and Brad spent the weekend in Minneapolis for an exciting project we can’t tell you about because we like the way it makes you more intrigued in what it might have been. They were due to come back to Chicago on separate flights, but heavy storms throughout the Midwest threw … CONTINUE READING /

Down Time.

At the completely stereotypical corporate office of Busy Work & Company & Associates, Inc. the employees are expected to be on the clock and focused from the hour the office opens until the hour it closes. Time spent posing for stock photos will come out of your pay.… CONTINUE READING /

Chemical Dependency.

This week’s stockbit was the direct result of a challenge from one of our business partners, who asked us to produce something that incorporated the word “hypergolic” (a type of rocket fuel).

Why did our partner ask for this? Who can say? We decided not to look too deeply into it … CONTINUE READING /

There Are Many Copies.

Time is of the essence! You have until 5:00 pm TODAY to get in your last-minute entries to our March stock photo caption contest.

(After that, we may accept entries but we’ll be VERY sour-faced about it. VERY sour-faced indeed.)

Hop to it! We’ll be checking in on you … CONTINUE READING /

Displaced Anger.

Home stretch! You now have exactly one week to enter a caption into our Stock Photo Caption Contest!

Participants will be praised in song! The song may then be recorded and uploaded for purchase on iTunes, to be downloaded by the winner of the contest, who has received an iTunes gift … CONTINUE READING /

Local Heroes.

Amazingly, this month’s evocative contest stock photo is not getting quite as many entries as one might expect!

This could mean a couple different things:

1) Y’all are slacking.

2) You have so many good ideas and you don’t know what to send that it’s paralyzing you from sending any captions … CONTINUE READING /